Tus tub yees duab txoj nkauj Parody ntawm Taylor Swift Nkauj

“Ua Koj Zoo Li Taylor” - Blank Chaw Parody

Kuv ib txwm yog tus kiv cua ntawm satire, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog cov nkauj parody Kuv tuaj yeem hais txog, xws li Weird Al's eBay Parody Nkauj…. Zoo, tam sim no muaj ib los ntawm Dab Dab Shores ntawm Kev Hlub Dot Photography - ua rau kev thaij duab. Kuv vam tias koj txaus siab nws npaum li kuv ua.

Yog tias koj nyiam qhov no, Pin ib qho ntawm qhov screen txhaj tshuaj los ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab hauv qab no lossis qhia rau Facebook.

Thiab rau cov uas xav paub meej, ntawm no yog cov lus:

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Canon, Nikon, tsis muaj teeb meem
Kuv tuaj yeem tua cov khoom tsis txaus ntseeg
Bokeh, ntse, zoom, thiab thawj
Pom koj muaj thiab kuv xav,
“Au kuv tus Vajtswv, thov saib lub ntsej muag”
“Koj zoo li kuv cov duab txuas ntxiv”
Kuv pub dawb hnub no. Npuag.
Zaum tam sim no, lem thiab saib
Huag tias lub teeb zoo saib
Txav mus rau koj cov plaub hau, muab txua
Thiab kuv paub koj Facebooked kuv
zoo heev, wb yog phooj ywg
Kuv tuag mus saib li cas no xaus
Lus qhia rau kuv, los ntawm hnub kawg
Kuv yeej xav tau kuv cov duab thaum hnub so

Chorus

Kuv yuav tsis cia koj nyob mus ib txhis
Kuv tsuas yog yuav ua kom koj tos ob peb lub lis piam
Tsis muaj koj tsis tuaj yeem hla dhau
Kuv tseem tabtom kho
Tau txais ib daim ntawv teev npe ntev ntawm kab tshoob kev kos
tias kuv tseem yuav tsum cull
Yog li koj tau hu xov tooj nres
Kuv yuav luag tiav
Peb tu lub liab
Yuav tsis coj nws dhau deb
Nws yuav cia koj ua pa
Saib, ploj nrog qhov tsis zoo ntawd caws pliav
Peb tuaj yeem ua rau koj zoo dua
Tshaj li koj ua qhov tseeb
Ua rau koj zoo li Taylor
Koj puas vwm

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Harsh ntxoov ntxoo, ntuj skies
Kuv tseem tua tej yam zoo kawg
Quaj menyuam yaus, cov neeg hais lus tawv tiag tiag
Kuv tau ua khaub noom kuv hnab
Kuv yuav xiab yog tias kuv xav tau
Cmon kasmoos, luag ib zaug xwb
Tab sis qhov phem tshaj plaws tseem tsis tau los
Cov tub qaug cawv nraug vauv, nkauj hnub nraug hli
Tug yawg qhov twg yog koj freaking ris
Ncua sijhawm mus, peb nyob nraum qab
Qhov no yog zoo li herding miv lub
Uncle Bob - Tsis tas Kuv hais tsis tau,
flashes tawm rau kev ua koob tsheej
Tos, Kuv pom dab tsi?
Lub iPad thiab koob thaij duab hauv kuv lub LCD

[Rov Ntaus Dua Txhua Zaj]

Choj (2x)
Lub caij ntuj sov tshoob sab nraud, lawv tsim txom
Tsis txhob hais tias kuv tsis tau, hais tias kuv tsis tau, ceeb toom ya

[Rov Ntaus Dua Txhua Zaj]