Iingcebiso ezi-7 malunga nokuba nguMfoti weKutya njani

Loluphi uhlobo lokufota oluthandayo?

Phantse kwangoko, ndazi ukuba andifuni ukuba ngu umzobo okanye umfoti womtshato. Kwakungonwabisi nje kum njengokuthatha iifoto ze-sushi endiyithandayo. Kutshanje, ndithathe isigqibo sokuba ndiqale ukhenketho lwam kwilizwe lokufota. Ndifuna ukukhuthaza wonke umntu ukuba acinge ngento ayithandayo ukufota. Mhlawumbi ngabantu? Mhlawumbi yimihlaba? Ngaba zizilwanyana zasendle? Okanye mhlawumbi ziintsana okanye oomolokazana… Okwam kukutya. Ndiyakuthanda ukuthatha iifoto zokutya.

Ungaqala njani njengoMfoti weZinto zokutya…

Ukuba ufana nam, kwaye ucinga ukuba "ndingathanda ukwenza imali ngokufota ukutya," nantsi indlela ongaqala ngayo.

1. free: Ekuqaleni, ndithathe imifanekiso emininzi simahla, kuba bendikonwabela ukuyithatha. Ndiya kuthi emva koko ndibathumele kwinkampani okanye kwindawo yokutyela enesitokhwe sam kubo kunye nemvume yokuyisebenzisa kwi-Intanethi. Ezo ndawo azinakuze zijike zihlawule abathengi, kodwa ukuba bayazisebenzisa zizibhengezo zasimahla kum, kwaye ukuba ndibanqwenelela ukutya ngakumbi, singathetha-thethana.

2. Ukuzazisa ukuzazisa: Ndichitha iiyure ezingabalekiyo ngokuthumela i-imeyile amashishini endawo nokuzazisa. Sukuba neentloni- ukuba ishishini alinamdla, baya kukuxelela, kodwa ngekhe wazi ukuba ngubani onokuba ngubani.

3. Qhagamshelana neeresityu kwindawo okuyoNokuba sele benemifanekiso ekhangeleka ngobuchule kwiwebhusayithi yabo, imifanekiso ehlaziyiweyo inokwenza imimangaliso yokunyusa umdla kwimveliso yabo.

4. Amazwi omlomo: Ibaluleke kakhulu. Vumela abanye bathethe ngawe kwaye bancede ukufumana igama lakho phaya.

5. Ubukho be-intanethi obomeleleyo: Awusoze wazi ukuba ngubani oGogling kumfoti wokutya kwindawo yakho! Qiniseka ukuba uyabonakala kwezi ziphumo zophando.

6. Ukukhanyisa: Njengamaxesha onke, ukukhanya kubalulekile. Funda iinketho zakho zokukhanyisa, njengoko ziya kwahluka ukusuka kwindawo ukuya kwindawo, kwaye uzilungiselele. Ndinebhokisi ethambileyo ephakathi endiyisebenzisa ngombane wangaphandle kunye nomthumeli ongenazingcingo ukuze ayixhume kwikhamera yam. Nokuba unayo iwindow, ayizukubonelela ngesona sikhanyiso silungileyo (ngaba kukho isisitho sangasese somlilo? Kuyanetha?) Kwaye sinokoyiswa nangaziphi na izibane ezisetyenziswa ngaphakathi. Umthombo okhanyayo olawulayo ulungile. Kwakhona khumbula ukuba ukutya ukufota kunye nesitayile sokutya zizinto ezimbini ezahlukeneyo-iqhinga kukuba ulwelo kuzo zombini. Okungakumbi kamva

7. Kuthatha ixesha:  Ayenzeki ngobusuku obunye. Kuthatha umonde ukwakha ishishini. Kodwa ukuba awuqali, ngekhe ubenayo.

Enye ibhonasi engalindelekanga yokudubula ukutya yindlela endincede ngayo ukoyisa eminye yemicimbi yam ngokutya. Ndiye ndalwa ubudlelwane obuhlwempuzekileyo ubomi kunye nokutya. Kwisithuba seminyaka emibini edlulileyo, ndandingumntu othanda ukutya ongenathemba. Khange nditye kutya kwaselwandle okanye inyama yayo nayiphi na into; akukho saladi, akukho fries, akukho sauces, kwaye akukho NO itshizi. Emva kweeyure ezingabalekiyo ukujikeleza zonke iintlobo zokutya, ndiyazingca ukuthi ngelixa ndingenguye umthandi wobisi, ndivulelekile kumozzarella omtsha kwi-burger yam endiyithandayo!

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