Yonwaba: Ungabalungiselela njani abantwana ukuba bancume ngekhamera

Nazi ezinye iingcebiso zokufumana abantwana kunye nabantwana, kunye noomama, ukuba bancume ngexesha leseshoni yokufota. Ekugqibeleni yile nto sonke esiyilandeleyo xa sithatha imifanekiso ngokuchanekileyo? Lowo wadubula ngenene, uyathandeka kwaye uyinyani, uncumo olukhulu? Ukwenza ukuba abantwana bancumele ikhamera kunokuba yinto enobuqili, nokuba ivela kusana, usana oluncinci, okanye umntwana omkhulu. Abanye abantwana abancinci baneentloni kwaye abayi kumncumela umntu ongamaziyo ngokupheleleyo (okt kum, umfoti), kodwa kukho amaqhinga ahlala endisebenzela. Kwaye ndiyaxolisa, kubandakanya ukuba goofy. Ukuba awuziva ngathi u-goofy, ungasoloko usiya ngqo kwindawo yesi-5, apho umama angena khona.

1. Kuqala ndizama ukucula. Ndihlala ndiqala iseshoni ndicela iingoma zomntwana ozithandayo kunye nemiboniso yeTV, kuba oko kuhlala kwenza izihloko ezilungileyo zencoko kunye nomncinci. Ndizama ukucula. Ukuba andifumani uncumo, ubuncinci ndihlala ndifumana ingqalelo yomncinci ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo ukuze ndifumane isibhamu esihle.

2. Okwesibini, ndenza ngobudenge. Uvakala usisi? Ewe, kufuneka ubazi abaphulaphuli bakho, ke yehla nje phantsi wenze umboniso. I-Peekaboo ngekhamera, yenza ingxolo ehlekisayo, uzenze ngathi uza kuwa phantsi, wenze umdaniso omncinci, okanye nantoni na ekusebenzela. 3. Ukukhathaza. Le yindlela esebenza ngayo. Umntwana olele phantsi, ndiye ndema ngeenyawo ndisiya ngqo ezantsi. Ndimnyumbaze isisu kube kanye, emva koko ndiphakame ndadubula, ndaphinda. Oku kuhlala kwenza iqhinga ukuba akukho enye into eyenzayo. (Ngaba ndikhankanyile ukuba ndibala iseshoni yabantwana abancinci njengokuzilolonga ngokupheleleyo kwe-cardio?) Nangona kunjalo, ukuba umntwana omncinci uneentloni ngokukodwa andiyenzi le nto, kuba usenokungonwabi malunga nomntu angamaziyo omchukumisayo.

4. Iqhinga le-PEZ. Uyazi, i-Pez dispensers eza ngazo zonke iintlobo zabalinganiswa kunye nemibala eyahlukeneyo? Iyajika ilingane phantse ngokugqibeleleyo kwizihlangu zakho zekhamera. Kwaye ziyasebenza ngokwenene ukufumana ingqalelo yomntwana, ubuncinci okwexeshana. Konke okufuneka ukwenze kukucheba isiseko esincinci kwicala ngalinye.

5. Thetha. Zama ukubuza imibuzo ukuze ufumane incoko. Akufuneki ukuba oku kusebenza ngcono ukuba umntwana uyakwazi ukuthetha… Kodwa nabantwana abancinci banokuphendula ngandlela thile kwimibuzo elula enjengokuthi “uyayithanda iMickey Mouse?” okanye "uyayithanda i-ice cream?" Kwaye ukuba ndiyababuza ngento abayithandayo, voila, kuza uncumo… Kubantwana abakhulu, ukuba ndiyakwazi ukufumana incoko emnandi, inokwenza iibhodi zamabali ezimnandi, ngeendlela ezininzi ezahlukeneyo. 6. Ukugxotha. Ukuba iseshoni ibandakanya ngaphezulu komntwana omnye, ndihlala ndizama ukubanga ngandlela thile. Ukuwola phantse kuhlala kuvelisa uncumo oluhle. 7. Umama ungena eqongeni. Ngexesha elithile ngexesha leseshoni ndihlala ndinomama ongena kwinqanaba lokundinceda ndincume. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, oomama bahlala besazi ukuba umntwana wabo uncuma njani. Ngale ndlela ndihlala ndifumana imifanekiso encumisayo ngaphandle komntwana ejonge kwikhamera (kuba kuyacaca ukuba ujonge umamakhe), kodwa le mifanekiso inokuba mhle ngokwenene. Olunye ukhetho kukuhlala nomama ngqo ngasemva okanye ngasecaleni kwakho, kwaye uzame ukuncuma KANYE nomntwana ojonge kwikhamera. Icebo elincinci apha kukwenza uhlobo oluthile lwesandi kanye emva kokuba umama egqibile "ukwenza" ukuze umntwana oncumileyo ajonge ngqo kuwe. 8. Yenza umama ancume naye! Eli lelona qhinga lam libalulekileyo. Yonwaba abazali! Ndihlala ndichitha ixesha ndilungiselela abazali ngaphambi kweseshoni, kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba abazali bayazi ukuba ndiyazi ukuba abantwana abancinci banokuba ngamaqhinga. Emva kwabo bonke abantwana abancinci abenzelwanga ukuhlala bethe cwaka kangangeeyure kwaye bencumela ikhamera. Ndiyayazi lo nto! Kwaye njengomfoti wezingane ngumsebenzi wam ukuphatha nje loo nto. Kwaye ubukhulu becala, isebenza kakuhle. Nokuba ngamanye amaxesha ndiphela ndinomfanekiso onje:

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